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Post by squiddie on Sept 30, 2005 14:28:04 GMT
1.I am greater than god, I am more evil than Satan, a rich man needs me, a poor man has me, I have more talent than The Warrior, if you eat me, you'll die - if you don't eat me, you'll die - what am i?
2.a man is pushing a car to a hotel, when he arrives he finds out he is bankrupt. why?
3.Runs all day, but never walks; Often murmurs, but never talks; It has a bed, but never sleeps; It has a mouth, but never eats. What am I?
4.a man lives on the 22nd floor in a block of flats and although he always takes the lift down to the ground floor , he rarely uses the lift to go all the way to the 22nd floor and usually only goes to the 15th floor and walks the rest of the way. unless its raining then he goes right upto the 22nd floor. why?
5.A farmer got a perfectly square field - he goes to walk around the perimeter of the field, it takes him 90 minutes to walk one side, 90 minutes to walk another side, 90 minutes to walk another side - hour and half to walk another side....why is that?
6.A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible
last one
7.What has keys but no doors, space but no room and you can enter but not go in?
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Post by Holly on Oct 10, 2005 19:06:32 GMT
there really good. Ive heard some afore, but im stumped on the rest lol!
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Post by squiddie on Oct 11, 2005 14:39:06 GMT
ok ill give you the answers to a few
1. Nothing
2. He's Playing Monopoly
3. A river
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Post by Holly on Oct 17, 2005 20:51:16 GMT
4 is a dwarf int he? if its rainin he has an umbrella!
5 int a hour and a half 90 mins??
dunno bout 6 but 7s a keyboard ye?
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Post by squiddie on Oct 17, 2005 23:39:31 GMT
yep here's all the answers:
1. Nothing
2. He's Playing monopoly
3. A river
4. He's a dwarf and can't reach, but when it's rainin he uses his umbrella
5. 1.5hours and 90mins are the same
6. The rope isn't tied to anything
7. A keyboard
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Post by Holly on Oct 18, 2005 8:56:07 GMT
haha lol
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Post by squiddie on Oct 18, 2005 12:49:22 GMT
want anymore?
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Post by Holly on Oct 18, 2005 13:49:26 GMT
ooo yes, that would be nice
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Post by squiddie on Oct 18, 2005 14:11:09 GMT
1. Until I am measured I am not known, Yet how you miss me When I have flown.
2. A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?
3.How would you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
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Post by Holly on Oct 18, 2005 14:29:41 GMT
ya got me...
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Post by squiddie on Oct 18, 2005 14:32:47 GMT
only time will tell us if u gt the answer to number one
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